Clarissa Xplains Nothing

pornstarch:

why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven

(via cryingtotheocean)

tyrashanks:

whenever someone says “mental illness is all just in your head!!” all i can think of is

(via ugly-diamonds-deactivated202011)

bigbigtruck:

Sometimes I think about the fact that I married a man who once crashed a high society wine tasting and said “mmm… grapey” after each one 

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dicksu:

bigrnac:

what if when doritos stained ur fingers it was permanent

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chulaspice:

protect lil girls who develop early
they’re still lil girls who deserve to enjoy their youth
protect these lil girls from men who say shit like “no way she 13” and put the blame on lil girls who can’t help how they look and are just tryna be cute and have fun

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owlturdcomix:

I hope that’s not a magic hat.

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